May 2010
oh do you like mine and amy’s morbid little shit we got to dissect today?
whenever we used to fight, i would put your number on craigslist. i just remembered<3
i, ya know, miss you guys or whatever..
Day 01 — Your favorite song
Day 02 — Your favorite movie
Day 03 — Your favorite television program
Day 04 — Your favorite book
Day 05 — Your favorite quote
Day 06 — Whatever tickles your fancy
Day 07 — A photo that makes you happy
Day 08 — A photo that makes you angry/sad
Day 09 — A photo you took
Day 10 — A photo of you taken over ten years...
i don’t think i can help it if you won’t accept that you’re the only one that i care about. i don’t know why it is the way that it is, i don’t know why i could give a few shits less about anyone else, i can’t figure out why i can’t dissect myself enough to understand why i can look straight through the other 6,818,549,588 people in the world but never feel...
Pull the string and i’ll wink at you I’m your puppet I’ll do funny things if you want me to I’m your puppet I’ll be yours to have and to hold Darling you’ve got full control of your puppet Pull another string and i’ll kiss your lips I’m your puppet Snap your finger and i’ll turn you some flips I’m your puppet Your every wish is my command...
April 2010
WHY THE HELL AM I SO MAD ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. FUCK.
you’re the size of a beluga and i hope you die. i think you’re legally fucking retarded and if this is survival of the fittest, you’re going to have to waddle your happy ass and thunder thighs over my way before you get the chance to win this one. here’s a cool thought i’ve been toying with: why don’t you put down the cheeseburger and donut you’re...
i am going to
rip someones fucking head off, stat
i wish it was socially acceptable to set people on fire
“The boat was actually plan C. The church was plan B, and plan A...”
– Jim - The Office
i would be the happiest fat bitch in the world if i were sitting in panda express right now eating my weight in orange chicken uuuuughhhhhhh yessssssss i’m going to stop now night
“it’s just so easy when the whole world fits inside of your arms”
hitler had a wife whose hair was chocolate brown. hate was their glue and poison was their end. they stuck to their feelings as their man made world came crashing down. even a man with such hate whom peope despise, they didn’t lie about his love life. instead they decided to spread to the world that he was no bigger than your average 12 year old. well in fact, he was 5’9”....
i would eat glass and kill children if it meant i could be with you right this second why the fuck am i not sleeping yet
