Ever since I was little I’ve always had a weird vocabulary or choice of statements. I always get stuck on saying things for a few weeks then it mentally dies out and goes away, like how I’d call everything ugly when it wasn’t even describing an appearance. Weird things like that. And now I’ve been saying anything and everything is “weeeeeeeirrrrrdddddd”. (ex- Fictional Person: “i like you” Me: “weeeeeeirrrrddddd….”.) Brendon said whats really going to be weeeeeeeeirrrdddd is when he caps me in the mouth if i say that one more time. True love.
In kindergarten I used to go into the unisex bathroom, go in the girls stall, crawl underneath to the boys stall, pee on the floor, crawl back under to the girls side, and walk out like nothing ever happened. The last time I did it, I accidentally missed the floor. Moral of this story, I really wish I still had those green and white light-up Buzz Lightyear shoes.
Sara: “and if i really love the person that i’m sleeping with, i can’t wait for them to get the fuck out of the bed. i’m like: “get out of the bed”. and as soon as they’re out of the bed, i’m like “i love my bed, i love my bed”
”..and tegan’s like “I wanna spoon for hundred hours!”
“Do people fall in love with you frequently?
They tell me they do, but I sit at home, night after night, watching Panorama, and I say to myself,
Where are all these people who are falling in love with me? And you know, I’m stroking the cat, and I’m buttering a large piece of brown toast, and asking myself whether or not I really have anything to do with youth culture it’s very curious.”—Morrissey
I’m grateful for the fact that within the last seven months, my mind set has completely went from negative to positive. Even with having moved back into a shitty living arrangement, I still managed to get back in the groove of being awesome, in love, and even more awesome.
I hate turning on the radio and getting that dumb Rihanna song stuck in my head. 1. It’s not even good. 2. I’m not going to speak for anyone else, but I’d prefer if you didn’t make me feel like I’m the only girl in the wordl. I’d rather know that you’re blatantly aware of every other girl and that you still chose me.
Advice: Never fall asleep with the Oxygen channel on your tv. Shop Erotica comes on at like 3am selling a bunch of different vibrators with full on descriptions on the special things each one does, and parents tend to be the ones to walk in and shut your tv off when you leave it on at night. It makes for a very awkward atmosphere, and I’m speaking from life experience here.