January 2011
“I’m gonna look like a condom.”
– Ryan, referring to Logan putting a do-rag on him
xcassiekilla asked: "I hate your blog it makes me want to kill myself" will never rid itself from my inbox no matter how hard I try to delete it lol
Ever since I was little I’ve always had a weird vocabulary or choice of statements. I always get stuck on saying things for a few weeks then it mentally dies out and goes away, like how I’d call everything ugly when it wasn’t even describing an appearance. Weird things like that. And now I’ve been saying anything and everything is “weeeeeeeirrrrrdddddd”. (ex- Fictional Person:...
In kindergarten I used to go into the unisex bathroom, go in the girls stall, crawl underneath to the boys stall, pee on the floor, crawl back under to the girls side, and walk out like nothing ever happened. The last time I did it, I accidentally missed the floor. Moral of this story, I really wish I still had those green and white light-up Buzz Lightyear shoes.
Current adoration:
Datsik
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blackzinfandel:
Sara: “and if i really love the person that i’m sleeping with, i can’t wait for them to get the fuck out of the bed. i’m like: “get out of the bed”. and as soon as they’re out of the bed, i’m like “i love my bed, i love my bed”
”..and tegan’s like “I wanna spoon for hundred hours!”
corioliver:
Why do I always need to need you when you’re fleeting?
bittersweetmelodies asked: Yeah! We'll figure it out!
bittersweetmelodies asked: No -__- But I'd fucking get it if it meant you'd come...
bittersweetmelodies asked: Just shut up and come here. It's raining, and I don't know about YOU, but I wouldn't mind cuddling ;p And we can watch that supid Hard Candy movie. Alright? Ok. Come on.
Okai I’m ready for my gurlfriend tew be home nao……)))):
bittersweetmelodies asked: You're stupid and I miss you.
I feel like a tumbling fucking champion today. Can’t stop; won’t stop.
“Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein
I've realized that I'm kind of like a little...
Cold sweats and headaches means me wiping my nose on whoever’s shirt is the closest and me whimpering and rolling around like a brain dead animal.
Heartilation - Andrew Jackson Jihad
I really...
“Do people fall in love with you frequently?
They tell me they do, but I sit at...”
– Morrissey
Anonymous asked: what are you greatful for?
I hate turning on the radio and getting that dumb Rihanna song stuck in my head. 1. It’s not even good. 2. I’m not going to speak for anyone else, but I’d prefer if you didn’t make me feel like I’m the only girl in the wordl. I’d rather know that you’re blatantly aware of every other girl and that you still chose me.
/end rant
Things I do not like:
People who will not go thrifting with me
People who don’t llike making arts and crafts
People with music taste that conflicts with mine
Things I do like:
People who will go thrifting with me
People who like making arts and crafts
People with the same music taste as me, or an unquestioned tolerance for it
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bittersweetmelodies:
So this is what’s on at 2 a.m.
Advice: Never fall asleep with the Oxygen channel on your tv. Shop Erotica comes on at like 3am selling a bunch of different vibrators with full on descriptions on the special things each one does, and parents tend to be the ones to walk in and shut your tv off when you leave it on at night. It makes for a very awkward atmosphere, and...
When you see anon asks and think "That was totally...
