December 2011
meowremix asked: no i didnt assfuck o_O
meowremix asked: the fuck we not friends on fb?
Yesterday just felt so good all over. Just thought I should let everyone know that.
Time to get entirely too cracked out and finish one of my coolest presents for my monkey.
This song just does really fucking awesome things...
Sister: *Noticeably upset*
Me: I'm going to get something to eat, do you want anything from the kitchen babe?
Sister: Bring me back pizza, icecream, and a fucking blowjob.
What no Cassie lol Harp's mind has been tainted SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR THIS but some good ass dome sounds nice right now.
Cassie what the fuck are you teaching your little sister
Had a wonderful weekend with my beautiful girlfriend, as usual. Honestly, it will be the fucking day when I no longer have to feel this constant, burning ache of missing a person so much, and from the moment they walk out my door, nonetheless.
My day:
Did some Christmas shoppinz
Got some shit
Drove to 457 different places in notorious holiday traffic just to get the shit
Grubbed on some taco’s
Got some drugs
Got my hustle on, made some paper~~* ;D
Now to clean until I drop before my girlyfriend gets off work &we have a super awesome monkey guppy weekend filled with debauchery and other cool things
“Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t...”
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aidanzwells asked: STOP POSTING SUCH GOOD PICTURES
My whole life has changed Since you came in, I...
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I just feel like not only is this, once again, Porsche, but I’m pretty certain this is the same asian baby as the other one that was also Porsche.
Do you always smile for pictures? Neva What is your biggest pet peeve? Disrespect Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Yes Have you ever peed in the woods? Woods, driveways, lawns, whateva. Everything’s a good, acceptable idea when you’re drunk.
Is it okay for guys to wear pink? It’s okay for anyone to wear whatever they please
Do you still watch cartoons? Never got...
“Our eyelashes brushed like they would weave together by themselves, turning us...”
– Francesca Lia Block
