I FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU AND WHTESE COOKIES I DONT EVEN LIKE WALNUT S BUT I REALLY DO LTHO AND I LIVE YOU DO MUCH YOU ARE MY WHOLE WORLD I HOPED YOU KNOW I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY I HAVE NEVER LOVED ANYONE ALS MUCH AS I LOV E YOU AND I NEVER EVER WILL AND I REALLY LIKE THEAT CHEESE KID WAIT NOT CHEESE COLBY BUT NO COLBY HIS NAME WAS SOMETHING ELSE BUT HE’;S FUNNY DO YOU WANNA GET MARRIED?
I AM DO SFUCKING IN LOVE WITH YOU POCKETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTI AM GONNA MAWWY CAWWY YOU AND SPEJD MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE WITH YOU AND NOTHING IN THIS WOLE WORLD IS GONNE STOP ME I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH AND iM GONNA HAE A BABY WITH YOU ONE FRAY AND QWE ARE FONNE MANE IT I LIKE THE SMELL OF YOU. BUT WE ARE GONNA WAIT NO I REALLY WANT TO FUCLK BUT ANYWAY WE ARE GONNA NAME OUR KID UM……………………SAM ANTHA AND AND LANDON AND LNADON IS GONNAWEAR SKINNY JEANS AND CARDIGANS AND GRANPDA GTLASSES AND HAVE THE MOST BOMB ASS HAIR IN THE WHOLE FUCKIN WORLD AND I LIKE YOU A LOT BUT I CAN’T FIND THE BATHROOM BY MYSELF WITHOUT BANGING MY ELBO INTO THE DOORFRAME ITS SO RIDICULOUS.
I LOVE COOKIES AND I WANT THEM TO BE DONE BUT I LOVE YOU A L9OTI DIDNT EVEN DRINK THAT MUCH I LIKE MY NICKNAME ITS LILBNIT BUT I THINK WE SHOULD CHANGE IT TO LIGHTWEIGHT. MY GRANDMA TOOK ME TO BUILD-A-BEAR ONCE WHEN I WAS 8 I LOVE BUILD-A-BEAR BUT I WANT THE COOKIES TO BE DONE.
Well the night gets old so I’m back again The day just started because I’m up with my old friends The fat smoke and funny joke Sitting like a sponge, letting everything soak And I just got the nerve get in the cage so bite me now We made love tonight as the result of a fight When you put your arms around me the whole worlds alright And a days worth of bitching goes down the drain When you lay in my bed and pick my brain Shut up, shut up! It’s my turn to talk Don’t try and run before you learn to walk. Because a days worth of bitching goes down the drain When you lay in my bed and pick my brain. I left my heart with my bowl in my center console. I left my feelings with my wallet and my keys I feel so stupid because I came here without anything But I’m finally at ease
I would just like to take this time out to say that I am really really fucking grateful to have you. You’re really only one of the like 3 whole fuckin’ people I’ve been with that I would actually say I had a legitimate relationship with, and so out of the handful of monsters under my bed I’m glad I ended up with you. All the slimy shit bag creatures before you were just..slimy shit bag creatures. Everyone who has doubted us, all the ass hats who thought they were better than us, well, look at them now and then look back at us. I’ve just finally discovered what it is to truly not have to worry about a constant threat of losing the person I’m completely stuck to, and vice versa. I’ve let go of every single wall with you, and I can honestly say I have never done that with any of the “prized” relationships I thought I had. Either I wasn’t completely comfortable with them, or I refused to stay faithful to them, or I didn’t feel comfortable to tell them every single thing about me, or just all of those together in some cases. But you, you’re it. You’re my happy, my sad, everything. Every move I make or emotion that surges through my mind is contingent upon your next move. Always.
I look at you with your cigarette in one hand and my whole heart in the other, and I know right then and there that nothing in the world could ever be that bad, because I’m yours.
I’m meaner to them. So many people always try to be sweet to the one they’re interested in, but that honestly gets tiring after a while. It’s more fun to be an ass. Plus you get to see how tolerant they are, and how much of a sense of humor they have. And it’s just that more special when you’re sweet, because it stands out more. I’d say… 70% asshole 30% sweet. If someone could get on that level with me, I’m all theirs.
I have wanted to address this shit for weeks now, fortunately you have pressed the last button
You just might be the dumbest person I have ever met, and that goes for your husband and daughter as well. Since you so openly refer to her as a “loser” and “lazy” and blah fucking blah, I’m assuming you’ve never looked in the mirror and thought ‘well hmph, maybe my shitty shit bag ways have made a slight negative impact on my childs life’. To begin with, she is your child. Not only that, but you have no room to run your fucking mouth about her when your situation is no where near better off, yet it’s worse in your case because you have more experience. You should have your shit together a little better than a 21 year old. That whole talking down to or about her bullshit has annoyed me since day one and it won’t fucking fly if I’m faced with you again. She is a magnificent creature and although a moron at times, she’s my moron so I let it slide. If she’s a lazy shit then I guess I am too since we are freakishly alike. She is far from a loser, eternally, but because she didn’t have the money (as a 21 year old making $8.67 an hour with a bad back, neck, and lack of eyesite) I could see why someone who comes off as as much of a judgemental moron as you could say she’s a lazy loser. This isn’t even a “leave my girlfriend alone” kind of post, it’s a “this bitch is a fucking cool cat and even if we weren’t dating, she would still end up better than all of you just as easily” kind of post. You can think this is random and unnecessary and blah la la, but when it’s to the point where she is texting you to wish you a happy easter and even willing to practically GIVE you something for free when she should be selling it knowing that she clearly needs the money and you are STILL acting like an immature bitch who has never met her before in your life, it sort of like gets on my nerves and stuff. She, as a person, stimulates my mind more then anyone else I have ever encountered. And if that’s what being lazy cunt is, I’m fucking proud to be with someone like that. Rant rant dumb moron moron dumb dumb moron.