it’s adorable
See! &thank you, finally someone with the same idea of what cute really is.
July 2011
June 2011
Do you enjoy Cucumbers?
No.
It boggles my fucking mind when I tell people about how I snap pictures of you 24/7 and watch you like a proud mother when I'm intoxicated and they, in return, proceed to tell me how creepy I am
It’s like….wut? That’s not normal?
jerzydyke.tumblr. com slash post/7061124596
It took me no more than five seconds to figure out who this moron is before I even typed in that link. &if it’s you sending me this, you’re creepy. &if you’re a friend of hers sending me this, you’re creepy. Actually, if you acknowledge her existence in general, chances are, you’re creepy. But this answer is properly structured and is probably spelled out way too correctly for you to understand that.
Just Got Started Lovin You
James Otto
I’ve come to the conclusion that our relationship makes me really like country music.
<3 Heart...or testicle sack?
Dear anons of the world,
What goes through your head that makes you think “I should leave this on Tiffany’s blog”?
this is why you're kind of perfect for me
- Porsche: "ahhh, I started my period. it hurtttttttsssssssssssssssss. it hurts soooo baddddddddd." -plops down on bed-
- Tiffany: "it's ok, baby" -rubs Porsche's tummy-
- Porsche: "I'm dyingggggggggggg" -whinessss-
- Tiffany: -steadily continues to rub Porsche's tummy silently-
- Porsche: -whine, whimper, bitch bitch bitch, flop over twenty times or so, kick feet, moan, whimper, whimper-
- Tiffany: "if you don't shut the fuck up right now I'm going to stop rubbing you!"
- Porsche: 0.o curls up into little ball. -silenceeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
my wittle guppy
you are a big sleepy face. you sleep. alllllllllllllllllllllll day. alllllllllll the time. wake up. now. puh-leaseeee. *pouts*
My girlfriend just unhooked my bra....
with her feet….&without me even knowing until after
I HAVE
A REALLY FUCKING HOT GIRLFRIENDDSDFHAQWFsqwhdgv;lsndaf;gljew;igj
Listen
Blake Shelton - Honey Bee
&it's fucking awesome
to see you, to see me the way I have never been seen. I’ve noticed that I tend to frequently find myself in this weird daze when I’m drunk &in your proximity. You think I’m just being awkward and intoxicated, and I am, but when I’m in that state and my eyes manage to latch onto you once again in complete refusal to let go, that’s when it all becomes apparent. All the things that bury themselves deep in the holes in my brain &don’t decide to make an appearance until they can successfully come out as a drunken cluster of mumbles and gibberish. Yeah, that shit, those words, that garble. I may have never known the true meaning of the word, but if I could say, with absolute certainty and sobriety for once, that I’m in love with something, it would be the stories your eyes tell me when I’m just drunk enough to understand what they’re saying. Or make up what I want them to be saying, whatever. &your pupils are the only pupils I’ve ever truly heard. I think I’m still a little fucked up and I’m okay with that because your feelings are a lot more blatant, in my head, when I’m busy drinking too much. But no shot will ever feel as good as your touch.
I literally do not remember anything from last night but taking off all of my clothes and running around my girlfriends room naked. &I lost my phone.
Pre-game shots, HAYOOOO
Donald Trump
Mac Miller
Donald Trump - Mac Miller
Omg I’m dying lmfao
My girlfriend just texted me saying "I want you to get me wet when I get home ;)".
I’ve got 15 water balloons ready… I can’t wait.
