June 2012
“Every time I look at your face, or even remember it….it WRECKS me. And the...”
– Louis C.K.
“It’s just so arrogant, the way we live our lives. You...”
– Louis C.K.
"When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled...
One year ago today, I fell hopelessly in love with you. Mind, body, and soul-deep. Closing my eyes, I can still paint the scene flawlessly. Opened my front door, entirely unprepared for the wave of feelings that were about to hit me like a fucking mack truck, and there you were. As my heart seemed to literally forget its purpose in me, the world in its entirety had to pause for a moment and...
“Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself.”
– Andre Breton
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
I’m not saying I’m a jealous person or anything, but if you even breathe in my girlfriend’s general direction, I will cut your tongue off and feed it to a furby.
hotlocalsingle:
i remember one time a cashier was like “youre really pretty” and i couldnt think of what to say and ended up saying happy birthday
ALLL YOUUUUU sucka MCs ain’t got nothin’ on me! From my grades, to my lines you can’t touch Kevin G! I’m a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I’m like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I’m Kevin Gnapoor! The G’s silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don’t play it like Shaggy, you’ll know it was me. Cause...
“We are torn between nostalgia for the familiar and an urge for the foreign and...”
– Carson Mccullers
