Tiffany, rodent enthusiast, videogame lover, quintessential lesbian with all the quintessential lesbian quirks (ie. drives a truck, listens to Tegan and Sara, etc), music writing procrastinator, low budget psychologically disturbing film fanatic, alcohol inhaler, 18 going on 6, and sex drugz &chinese food up the wahoo. If your name is Porsche or you're some sort of instrument or photoshop software, chances are my hands have been all up in you.