I’m actually really bad at refraining from asking questions.
What’s something you hide about your personality?
I never started crying because of movies until like a year ago and now the simplest emotional scene makes my eyes water and man is it embarrassing.
How do you deal with criticism?
When did you get over your most recent ex?
To be entirely honest, the moment I laid eyes on Porsche again, any other feelings I thought I had were already gone
Who was the last person you hugged?
Ashton. I am totally certain that my new best friend is one of the most awesome things about working at Chipotle
What’s the sweetest thing someone’s ever done for you?
Idunno
What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Describe your favourite texture.
Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
June 22, 2011
Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
Penny Lane from Almost Famous because she’s perfect and she gets me.
Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
My mother
What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
I’m currently trying to get my groove back in all aspects of my life. I lost, or I should actually say “misplaced”, my identity since my life started to flip flop around months and months and months back. Reminding myself what it was that made me stoked on life is pretty difficult, but I’ll slowly start to inch my way there. I can’t wait to go back to being the sarcastic opinionated happy pupperz I was and will soon be again.
If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
My mom is convinced that I’m still going through some teen angst phase.
The person you have feelings for finds someone new, what is your reaction?
Let me know how well that goes
What do you want to do right now?
I’m not going to lie, I’ve been dying to just go to work. I enjoy my coworkers more than the majority of people I see on a day to day basis, and I get free tacos. It’s a beautiful thing.
Do you still go trick or treating?
My girlfriend and I dress up and she gives me something sweet to put in my mouth so technically speaking I would say that’s trick or treating
Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
The only relevant disney character I’ve ever related to is Aladdin. Or Cinderella but that’s only ‘cause I used to fantasize about butchering my step mom or whateva.
You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
If I had to be action involved I would be part of The Gorgonites and we don’t bother ourselves with such things like planned weapons (that’s for Archer and even he doesn’t use ‘em) and script, fuckin’ duh.
What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
All of my messy life shit
What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
I’ve had quite a few with several different people that all equally qualify. I think my favorite though by far is the fact that I refer to Porsche as “Squirtle” from time to time allowing it to get all creepily taken out of context.
What motivates you in life?
I strive off my anger a lot when it comes to motivation and the urge to prove the people who doubt me wrong just so I can pull an -I told you so, now fuck off- at them
How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
I have no problem shooting my loved ones if they’re zombies so I guess emotionally I could survive fine but physically I’d probably be one of the first to become a zombie because well I don’t run for anything.
Where would you like to live in the future?
Somewhere that actually has seasons -and is within reasonable distance of a beach-
What kind of house would you like?
-2 (UNNECESSARY) STORIES WITH A BALCONY/PATIO THAT PORSCHE CAN TAN NAKED ON-
Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
I went outside. The end.
Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
I get asked this question a lot and I’m not sure. When you are constantly involved in awkward situations it becomes a norm’ and I’m not sure how to filter out the worst. Probably when I was on mushies with my girlfriend and everything was going great and then my phone started ringing which for whatever reason scared the living shit out of me so I proceeded to huddle underneath the blanket on her bed peeking out through a tiny hole and refusing to come out because I was terrified of that fucking phone. Needless to say, she didn’t really want to speak to me much the rest of the night, which made things slightly more awkward, if you can imagine.
What’s something that scares you about the future?
The future.
List 5 quirky things about yourself.
Why is there so many things on here making me uncomfortable?
Describe your dream library.
R.L. Stine, Tao Lin, a wide Religion section, Music History, books on Music Theory, Autobiographies on murderers, &anything based around sex, drugs, rock n roll, the whole shebang
What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
I have never gotten rid of an item that meant that much to me. Even if something breaks or withers away into nothing I keep it somewhere forever.
If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
Underwater adventures.
Do you have any “rules” about food?
I fucking hate small mushy individual textures or eating only all of one thing (unless it’s fruit) because I can’t take too much of one texture. It weirds me out when people have a plate of food and eat all of one thing before moving around the plate, I gotta mix and match bro.
What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
I’m more concerned on your mentality than your age.
What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
I have no clue, if I really want something I get/do it.
Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
Holy shit look I JUST managed to stop thinking about the loads and loads of nostalgia last night, why must we start again
How do you approach social situations?
Easy, I don’t. Porsche and I were reminded of that last night.
What is your ideal bed? Why?
I was just thinking about this in bed last night because Porsche managed to manouver her little stupid body to the side with the wall again and I decided that we need to have a room with a custom wall layout so that there’s like an indent or a cave precisely the size of our bed to that it can be surrounded by 3 walls (1 at the head of the bed and 2 on the sides) as opposed to 1. I would also like one of those abnormally heavy comforters and too many pillows but only a couple actually worth using. Oh and stuffed animals surrounding everywhere with doofis girlfriend over here by my side.
Post a short excerpt of your life.
